Christine: 8.9 “Crepes 2”

Last time with the Diffys, Jon Snow and Sansa had their birthday into toddlers and Christine got pregnant again with the donor being Oliver Meyers-Lindberg. This time…

When I loaded up my game, I found that I was basically just waiting for Christine to give birth and there wasn’t much else to do, so I got bored and then decided to just invite a bunch of family members over.

Here Christine has made salad for everyone. I wonder if she’s thinking about a certain someone right now.

Christine: “You can’t go wrong with salad.” *sigh*

I invited quite a few family members over: Nyota and Kelly, Leonard, Kim, and Weston, Nyota’s son.

Here’s Weston. O_O I’m sorry, I just can’t stop staring at him. He has the absolute perfect blend of Nyota and her husband. I didn’t realize Kelly’s eyes were so pretty.

Weston: “Are you seriously moving your body along with the car in the game?”

Weston: “Grandma Kim is here?! I’ve got to snap a pic and sell it to the tabloids!”

Oh, yeah, he’s evil. Pretty but evil; reminds me of Tom.

Everyone is having a grand ole time.

Except Gwen and Leo, who are, once again, autonomously arguing.

I made them make up.

Kelly: “This show is cheesy.”

Christine: “Thanks for the advice you gave me, Grandma Kim. You helped me make my decision and I couldn’t be happier.”

Kim: “I’m happy to help! Now why don’t you show me all the renovations you made recently. I haven’t properly seen everything yet.”

Ny was jamming outside, so I sent Gwen out to join her.

Christine: “… and this will be Jon and Sansa’s room after their next birthday. I’ll just wait and see if they want anything changed in here.”

Kim: “I’m not judging, but tell me why there aren’t more bookcases.”

Christine: “Uhh … Hee hee hoo … I think I’m going into labor!”

Kim: “I’ll go fetch a car for you!”

Having avoided Kim’s question, Christine makes her way downstairs, but now she’s actually going into labor!

Leonard: “Do you need anything?”

Christine: “No, I’m quite all right. Have a good night, Leo.”

Leonard: “Okay. Bye, Christy.”

Kim: “I’ve got the police cruiser out front. We can put the siren on to get to the hospital faster.”

Christine: “Just forget it, Grandma. I was fine the first time, and I think I can handle this. Please just go have fun with everybody else.”

Kim: “Well, I’ll just be outside if you need anything.”

Gwen and Nyota are still out here jamming.

Christine: Orgasmic birth FTW.

So Theon Diffy was born. He is named after Theon Greyjoy (spoilers for Game of Thrones season two) and has the good and neurotic traits. He loves the color black, vegetarian grilled salmon, and latin music.

Christine puts him in his crib upstairs and continues with her labor.

Another baby, another totally intentional set of twins. This is Brienne Diffy, named after Brienne of Tarth (spoilers for season two). Brienne has the athletic and brave traits. She loves hot pink, pumpkin pie, and geek rock.

Theon and Brienne’s cribs had to be placed in Christine’s room since the nursery cribs are still occupied by Jon and Sansa.

Everyone go home! She’s calling it quits now.

The very next day it’s already time for yet another birthday party.

With the urns now being out on display in the basement, this is where Kim goes at the beginning of the party. She always seems to be mourning Emily, her grandmother.

Kim: “The first cut is the deepest.”

Sansa ended up being first this time. Unfortunately I can’t do cake at the same time because Christine insists on being the one to carry both of them to their cake.

Sansa gains the proper trait.

Now Jon Snow.

Jon gains the brooding trait.

Jian was at the party, so Sansa gets to talk to him.

It’s pretty hard for me to tell as kids, but Sansa definitely has Christine’s eyes and I think Jian’s mouth.

This paparazzi made it all the way to the kitchen entrance and is still complaining because the doors are locked.

Papz: “What do you expect me to do after you fenced in the yard???”

Jon and Sansa get home from their first day of school.

Christine: “Did you guys like school?”

Jon Snow: “Yeah!”

Sansa: “Yes.”

Jon Snow: “I learned about the color wheel in art class. And teacher showed us how to mix different colors to make new colors.”

Christine: “That’s what I do on the painting easel. You can try it out sometime.”

Sansa is fulfilling a workout wish.

Theon and Brienne have been moved into the nursery and Jon and Sansa are now in Christine’s former room.

Jon loves checking for monsters.

Jon Snow: “Red, glowing eyes and a foggy mist? I won’t be able to sleep in this bed for at least three hours!”

I’d say never, but, hey, you are brave.

Gwen finally – FINALLY – made the crepes for her opportunity. Luckily they were perfect quality, too. And made another serving for the family to eat.

Sansa wanted to learn to fish. This spot is not far from the house.

Gwen takes Jon along to drop off the crepes. They ended up at the city side restaurant, and it was fancy enough for Jon’s formal.

I spotted Claudia Supine (from Camo Key) out with her daughter and husband, Cemre, seen here.

This is their daughter, Lourdes. She looks a lot like her dad, poor thing. I also just realized that I’m 99.9% sure this eye and mouth shape is passed down from Nervous Subject of Strangetown. Those also look to be the same eyes that Ana and Julie have, so they are descendents of Nervous, too.

Leonard was moonlighting over here. He always seems to be doing some odd jobs for money.

Back at the fishing hole, Sansa is being swamped by paparazzi.

Sansa: “Creepy old men.”

I promise this will be the last party of this chapter! A couple things have been added to the backyard. Sansa wished for a ping pong table, and I can’t remember if anyone wished for a hot tub. I just wanted one out here.

Oliver is at the party, and Anna back there is meeting Brienne.

Lots of jamming going on here.

But let’s get into the birthdays. Once again, Christine has the highest relationship with her kids and insists on taking them to the cake one at a time.

Here’s Theon.

Anna is forced to give up Brienne, so she now grabs Theon to cuddle.

And here’s Brienne.

The last cake is for Christine.

*sniff* You’re all grown up and I’m so proud of you!

Unfortunately, I did get this popup during the party. RIP Ben. He had a pretty long life, considering he was supposed to die at least twice by now.

At the end of the party, Jon and Sansa played peek-a-boo with their younger siblings to make friends.

Next time: Theon and Brienne’s toddler skilling, lots of ghosts coming out to haunt us, and Leisure Day.

Oh, yeah, I also just updated the chapter page and homepage with Christine’s banner. ^^