Last time with the Diffys, Emmie had a talk with Salem about her origins, which went…as well as it could. Kim and Thad decided that a move was in order, and the Diffys all came to live in Roaring Heights. This time…
Jane: “I’m going to sell so many things here!”
Cashier: “Um…ok. As if this consignment store gets much business, but whatever.”
Yay for birthdays! This time it is Thad and Jane’s, and technically Kim’s, but I couldn’t really get her a cake seeing as she isn’t actually aging.
Kim: “Happy birthday, Thad.”
Thad: “Happy birthday to you, too.”
Kim: “Even though I’m not aging?”
Thad: “It’s still your birthday. If Jane gets a birthday, you do too.”
Thad: “I really love you, Kim.”
Kim: “I love you too.”
Thad: “Do you…I mean, would you like to get married? To me?”
Kim: “That…would be amazing, Thad. Yes, I would really like to.”
Kim: “I don’t think I can stop grinning.”
Thad: “Then don’t stop.”
During the night, Kim is woken by a sick feeling.
Kim: “That’s weird. I guess I had too much cake.”
This sickness seems to be going around town…
Sick Townie: “So you’re digging through piles of garbage?
Jane: “And you just vomited in the junkyard. We’ve all made our choices.”
Kim: “I’m so tired today.”
Kim: “Another nap then.”
Emmie takes it upon herself to get a part-time job at the grocery store.
Emmie: “I’m an independent woman now. It feels good.”
Wendy has been making good strides with her bass tips.
Kim: “I don’t know if I’m exactly right about this, but I think I’m going to be a mother.”
Cake: “I’m just gonna be over here…on the floor.”
Kim: “Ready for bed already?”
Thad: “Yeah, I’ve got a small part on a TV series, and the hours are brutal. How was your day?”
Kim: “I called in sick to work, and ended up going to the hospital.”
Thad: “What’s wrong?!”
Kim: “It’s nothing bad! I went to confirm my own suspicions. Thad, I’m pregnant!”
Thad: “What? I didn’t think it was possible?”
Kim: “I didn’t, either. The doctor didn’t say anything about my ‘condition’, so I don’t think it was even noticeable. I might be more alive than dead, now.”
Thad: “Hmm, you have been feeling more ‘solid’ over the past few months.”
Kim: “And all she said was that I have very low fertility rates, so this pregnancy is a rare occurrence.”
Thad: “I guess we’ve been trying for it, even though we thought it wasn’t possible.”
Kim: “I always wanted to be a mother someday.”
Kim: “Are you glad?”
Thad: “Of course I am! This will be our child together.”
Meanwhile, Jane and Wendy are at the local pool for a midnight swim. And for the free booze.
Jane: “So, did you and Thad ever have, uh, happy fun times? Like, make the woohoo?”
Wendy: “Oh, we tried. It was always weird, though. We couldn’t think of each other like that, and it just ended in disaster.”
Jane: “Heh, no one’s here so I can totally do this!”
But where did your eyebrows go?
Wendy: “Catch me if you can!”
Jane: “Hey, you put clothes back on.”
Wendy: “Didn’t want to lose them. And you did, too.”
Jane: “It was actually reeeeaaaally cold.”
Jane: “We looked pretty good naked, though. Don’t you think?”
Wendy: “Oh definitely yes.”
And…yada yada yada.
Next time: Our generation six baby will be born!