Salem: 4.7 “Sparkles Everywhere”

Last time with the Diffys, Maura had a very hormonal pregnancy, and she ended up giving birth to a pair of natural twins! This time…

Even these little babies know that those bar stools are terrible quality.

Now to spend some time at the spring festival.

Emily: “Y’know, I’d like a kiss. It’s all in good fun, of course. But the male kissing booth attendant left early. Well, I’m feeling a little adventurous, anyway.”

Female kissing booth attendant: “I’m not. Shift’s over!”

Emily helps Jane with a ride.

Like her father, Jane leaves the spring rider without protest.

Kim: “Chicken?”

Maura: “Aw, that’s right! You got it!”

Kim: “Chicken!”

Let’s try teaching her more than one word next time.

Salem: “What did Mommy teach you?”

Kim: “…chicken.”

Now don’t teach this skill halfway, Maura.

Maura: “Mommy doesn’t do things halfway, now isn’t that right, Janey?”

Jane: “…”

Ami: “Happy birthday, Maura! Oh, is that a love letter?!”

Maura: “Yeah, for Salem.”

Maura: “Wanna guess who it’s from?”

Circe: “You seem to be rather agitated, Maura.”

Maura: “I don’t want to talk about it, Mother.”

Circe: “Oh I don’t want to either. I was just making an observation.”

Maura: “You’re all grown up, Jonah. What are you going to do?”

Jonah: “Get away from our father as soon as possible.”

Maura is finally growing into an adult.

Maura: “Hey Janey, you know how cute you are?”

Jane: “Mmhmm.”

Now it’s C.B.’s birthday to elder.

Maura: “Hahaha…I’m sorry, there were sparkles everywhere!”

Maura: “I see you’re pregnant again, Ami.”

Ami: “Elliot just can’t keep his hands off me, I guess.”

Maura: “Ugh, I really wanted that visual, thank you Ami.”

Heather: “Hey Maura!”

Maura’s youngest sibling shares my name.

And now it is time for another birthday for the twins.

Gretchen: “I’m here for the music, mmhmm.”

At the front of the house, Gilbert is also having a birthday celebration with Loki.

Jane sneakily ages up before her older sister.

Jane: “Haha! Technically I’m older now!”

Jane gains the good sense of humor trait.

Kim: “Don’t care, I’m growin’ now.”

Kim: “Whoa, all that twirling made me dizzy! Who put me right next to the pool anyway?”

Kim gains the grumpy trait.

Kim surveys the party and finds it good. And she wants cake!

Next time: Kim and Jane will explore the world as kids who can now do things!