Salem: 4.6 “Welcome to the Family”

Last time with the Diffys, Salem went to jail for the first time, he and Emily visited the graveyard, and Maura was successfully impregnated. This time…

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At the Beaker-Subject house, Ashley and Bridgette’s baby, Thad, has been born.

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Salem: “Maura? I’m actually really tired. Do you mind if we head home?”

Maura: “That’s fine with me.”

Salem: “Great, I’ll just go say bye to Ash.”

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Yikes.

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Maura: “You know what, Bridgette? I don’t think I really like you. I tolerate you for my cousin, but that’s it.”

Bridgette: “How sweet of you.”

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Maura: “And you know what, Bridgette? I’m pretty hopped up on pregnancy hormones right now. I have no filter!”

Bridgette: “Wow, I’m not going to talk to an insane person.”

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Maura: “And you know what, Bridgette?! I’m pretty sure I saw a letter in the mail for Salem the other day! Scented with some fancy perfume! And I could swear it came from this address!”

Bridgette: “What’s that? I think Salem is ready for you to leave now.”

Maura: “This isn’t over!”

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Ashley: “Hello again.”

And it is time for the second ever Diffy Snowflake Day party. On the last Snowflake Day, Salem was a child. I am ok with this.

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Ami: “Grilled cheese, Maura? Is that all you can make?”

Maura: “I just really have a craving for it.”

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Um, guys. Let’s just start, guys.

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Maura: “Can you tell that I feel like a beached whale? And all my favorite people are here, yay.”

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Salem: “Ooh…A chess table.”

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Maura: “Hear that, people?” Maura: “Salem got a chess table. Now we don’t need another one; one chess table per household is enough!”

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Maura: “Opening presents is fun!”

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Maura: “A freaking chess table.”

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Maura: “Isn’t this fun, Ami? We’re both pregnant at the same time!”

Ami: “Oh, whoa you’re pregnant?!”

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Ami: “I just thought you were letting yourself go since you and Salem are married now.”

Maura: “Er, uh, no. There’s a future Diffy spawn about to pop out of me.”

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Maura: “You’re almost as far along as I am!”

Ami: “Alright, heh, stop touching my belly now.”

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Maura: “Oh! It kicked!”

Ami: “Yeah, sure, magical. I’ve got to get going now, Maura.”

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Emily: “Nononononono…”

Maura: “Um, you’ve done this before, right? I was pretty sure you’ve done this before!”

Emily: “You need to get to the hospital! Salem!!!”

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Salem: “Can you believe what terrible quality those stools are?”

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Maura: “Aaah-CHOO!”

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Maura: “Sneezing while in labor is the worst sensation I’ve ever felt.”

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Mr. Gnome wished them luck.

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And the newest Diffys are a pair of natural twins! The first I’ve ever had! At least I’m pretty sure they were natural; Maura only listens to country music and the Diffys don’t even have a TV.

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The twins are named after characters from Drop Dead Diva. The older is Kim, named after Kim Kaswell, and she is a couch potato and loves the heat. Her favorite color is black.

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The younger twin is Jane, named after Jane Bingum, and she is a grumpy eccentric. Her favorite color is blue.

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Welcome to the family!  With these two girls, the number of children requirement is filled.

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Having babies in the house makes you tired.

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And crazy? Where are you going?

Emily: “I’m going to look at those lights. They look strange, but pretty.”

I don’t think you should do this.

Emily: “Can’t stop me!”

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Emily, what is it?

Emily: “Some sort of ship?”

Run!

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Emily: “I can’t get away!”

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Emily: “I don’t like you.”

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Emily: “I have the worst icky feeling right now.”

Aw, Emily.  😦

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Jail time again?

Police man: “Should there be? Do you know something about this?”

…no.

Salem: “I’m just going in for questioning; don’t worry.”

The next day:

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Ah, the ecstatic parents as they realize that they are about to have two toddlers to take care of.

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Salem: “Now where’s the next one?”

Kim is first.

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Kim looks mostly like Salem, but I think she has Maura’s darker blue eye color. She also inherited Emily’s yellow skin tone, which I didn’t know was possible.

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The purple hair continues into the fifth generation! Like Kim, Jane’s features look mostly like Salem. She too inherited Emily’s yellow skin tone, but in a darker shade. She also inherited C.B.’s light brown eye color.

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Goodnight!

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Now don’t look like that; I know you’re not tired, but your parents are!

Next time: The kids keep growing up!

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2 comments

  1. loladiamond01 · May 18

    Oh, natural twins, I’ve never had these.
    “There’s a future Diffy spawn about to pop out of me.”- this was hilarious, lol

    Liked by 1 person

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