Last time with the Diffys, Salem and Maura were married! This time…
The Diffys are moving to a new house.
This is Serenity, built by Curtis Paradis (find it here)
When Maura moved in, she brought her cat, Gilbert, with her. I can go cat crazy again?
Salem: just moved in. #bare #stillawesome #party #byob
I like having a cat in the house again.
Well I can see why you look so grumpy. XD
The Diffys have a pool now, which is extra nice in the desert.
Maura: “Enough swimming. Must read now.”
I think Maura is a secret bookworm. What? You don’t know any of her traits yet? Well here are her stats: Maura is a mean-spirited yet good genius who is also artistically clumsy. Her favorite color is sea foam. Her LTW was to be a World Renowned Surgeon, but I eventually used lifetime rewards to change it to Perfect Mind, Perfect Body.
Think he’s had enough sleep?
Maura: “I’m going to find out. Saaaaalem!”
Maura: “Had a nice nap?”
Salem: “Definitely. I feel refreshed. How do you like the house?”
Maura: “It’s great! We just need to furnish it.”
Small talk over. I’ll just…be going now.
Cinnamon Bun: “Soccer is awesome!”
I’m watching you, Gilbert.
Maura’s favorite music is country.
Maura: “Sweet thiiiiing!”
Emily: “I’m watching you, Gilbert.”
Maura quit her job at the hospital to work at the day spa.
Maura: “If I’m going to understand the town I’ve got to work my way from the bottom. This will help me later when I buy the place!”
Lakeshia: “Wow, I didn’t know you were so mean, Maura!”
Maura: “I’m not mean, I’m honest!”
Lakeshia: “Honest? I could do without so much honesty, then.”
Maura: “Look, I don’t even remember how this started, so I’m going to walk away now.”
I leave you alone and you start picking fights…
The other Diffys joined Maura at the festival. Emily is getting good at roller skating.
Oh! Emily’s birthday.
Emily: “Do I still look good?”
Cinnamon Bun: “Gorgeous as always, Emily.”
This is how Gilbert catches a guinea pig.
A guinea pig that had bird feathers stuck to it?
Gilbert: “Don’t you worry about where the feather came from.”
Cinnamon Bun: “My favorite! Does this mean you like me?”
Of course I do, C.B. Even though it seems like I’m neglecting you lately.
Next time: Emily will go in search of a ghostly presence.