Princess Carolyn: 10.1 “Vicious Monster”

Last time with the Diffys, we were intruded upon by a mean cat, experienced the full moon, and Cary invited Karie to celebrate her birthday. This time…

We return to Princess Carolyn and Karie making their way to Mick’s.

And of course Karie’s new husband happens to be here. Yes, she’s married, even though she’s been a young adult for about 3 days. (Thanks, Twallan! No, really. ilu!)

Princess Carolyn: “That’s just freaking typical.”

Don’t worry, I have faith in you. Let’s just wait and see how hot you grow up.

Kyra, who coincidentally is Karie’s aunt (because all or most of the vampires in town are descended from Gil McGinnis), is also here.

She provides some entertainment for Cary and Karie to dance to.

OH. That’s a very special vampire ability to survive through that.

And she sticks the landing!

Then I got distracted because an ant Sim wanted Alex’s assistance at the library. I’m sorry, but you’ll have to rejoin our plane of existence before that’s possible.

And I almost missed Cary’s age-up because of this.

Cary has grown into, or out of, her jaw. I’ve never noticed this on Alex, but I guess it’s just more obvious on females with his jawline. In any case, I did perform some plastic surgery to pull her jaw forward just a liiiiittle bit.

And here she is, in bad lighting and with a distant cousin cheering her on!

Princess Carolyn: “Am I hot? There’s no mirrors nearby.”

Well, I think so, but we’ll let someone else be the judge…

Karie: *suddenly questioning her wedding ring that is nonexistent*

Onto some cutesy karaoke.

Karie: “You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream the way you turn me on…”

Both: “Now every February, you’ll be my valentine…”

Jon Snow showed up, and he’s… texting Danny? Gah! The ship sails!

I love vampire faces.

Of course our resident stalker was there to witness everything.

Karie: “Vampires are strong. Can you feel my muscles?”

Princess Carolyn: “Yeah, okay, goodbye!”

Princess Carolyn: *exhales*

Princess Carolyn: “Hey, Chloe.”

Sansa: *judging her daughter’s outfit choice but says nothing*

Princess Carolyn: “Hey, Karie? Yeah. I was wondering if you’d like to hang out tonight? Maybe go for something to eat? Okay, great! I’ll see you!”

Princess Carolyn: “Did I really just invite a vampire to eat? Stupid!”

She still said yes, so that’s something.

 

 

Cuddlywhiskers gets out of the tub to stare at Cary while she pees.

REALISTIC GAME 10/10 ACCURACY.

You’re getting better. Want to try something else?

Princess Carolyn: “What do you have in mind?”

How about lighting your parents dresser on fire just to practice ice blasts?

*cat vomit in background*

She uses her pyromaniac hidden trait to set the dresser ablaze.

Princess Carolyn: “Hell yeah! I mean, this is for practice, right?”

Yeah…

Princess Carolyn: “And now I’m hungry.”

Hmm, I thought you’d be able to practice ice blasts after lighting something on fire.

Princess Carolyn: “That would make too much sense. Don’t I look bada** though?”

The fire went out on its own after a few minutes. Hrmph.

Let’s just jump into their little dinner date.

Weston!!! You’re all old and gray.

Weston: “But I’ve still got it.”

I’m starting to think that you’re stalking your niece. 🤔

Kyra: “Me? Noooo…”

And what is with you McGinnis’ and the K names? You think you’re the Kardashians?

Kyra: “With fangs.”

The vampire frustration is real.

Oh no, maybe you shouldn’t try that with him.

Karie: “I love scaring mortals! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy!”

Karie: “Bleh!”

Weston: “Oh, this is fun!”

Karie: “Bleh?”

Weston: “Good one!”

Karie: “That was depressing.”

Princess Carolyn: “I’m sorry; I’ve got to keep her in a good mood. I’ve already effed this up enough by asking a vampire on a dinner date.”

Weston: “Couldn’t you offer her some of your blood?”

Princess Carolyn: “I think that would make me a little weak for what else me and her might do tonight, if you know what I mean.”

Weston: “Augh!”

Weston: “C-c-c-c-cold.”

Princess Carolyn: “I’ve done things I’m not proud of.”

But you practiced the ice blast!

Karie: “Thanks for that! Can’t believe he was being a jerk and not getting scared by me.”

Princess Carolyn: “I know; you’re a vicious monster and he should be aware!”

Princess Carolyn: “By the way, I’m a firebender, too!”

Karie: “Huh?”

Princess Carolyn: “Yeah, I set my parents’ dresser on fire!”

Karie: “Guess I’ll have to keep you away from my flammable furniture, then.”

Karie: “Oh, have you ever seen a frozen lion? The mane looks so weird!”

Princess Carolyn: “Right?”

A nearby townie plays some mood music.

Princess Carolyn: “I really like you, Karie. I hope you don’t take offense to that, since you’re married.”

Karie: “No, I… I like you, too.”

Heartfarts?! In my game?!!! This is so meant to be at this point.

Princess Carolyn: “I know this little campground not far from here. Would you like to go roast some marshmallows with me?”

Karie: “That does sound nice.”

Next time: The continuation of Cary and Karie’s date.

Sorry to cut it off right there, but this was the point where I stopped a playing session and didn’t come back into the game until months later, so it seems like a good stopping point in my mind.

Now the next thing I’d like to focus on is getting a WAYFARE chapter ready. Probably going to be another Lee chapter before then, though.