Sansa: 9.7 “Wedding Day Drama”

Last time with the Diffys, Alex proposed to Sansa during a very weird date and she said yes! This time…

It’s the morning of the wedding, but everything is calm at the moment.

Sansa’s talking to animals, as per usual.

Eddy got his tattoo wish taken care of.

I think you know where I got this from. (Owly)

Christine and Eddy go to the venue ahead of time to prepare things. I’m using the bed and breakfast once again because it really seems like the perfect place for a wedding.

Christine: “I knew it wasn’t just a spicy burrito!”

Eddy prepares drinks at the reception area.

Hello, Arienne!

So! I just realized while planning this party that Gloria and Eddy are actually love interests from the short time he was free to story progression. I didn’t immediately make this connection because I’ve never seen the new love interest and old love interest immediately become enemies and hate each other so much.

Gloria: “I told you that Christine knows what she did. Eddy must miss me; he’ll be back.”

Sorry, Gloria, they’re kind of my OTP by now. You’re the third wheel.

Gloria: “We’ll see about that.”

You know I’m ultimately in control here? Don’t get on my bad side.

Gloria: D:

Sansa and Alex arrive, and Sansa heads to the bathroom to change and gussy up.

Alex patiently waits while the guests arrive.

That’s not an awkward way to run. I totally don’t think you’re an alien now.

Brienne: “Honestly I couldn’t believe it when I saw the invite. You’re seriously marrying Sansa?! WTF!”

Oh, Brienne is love interests with Alex.

Alexander: “Brienne, I know we had some nice chats on the forums, but I didn’t think you meant any more than that. I mean, I think of you as a friend.”

Brienne: “That’s not fair! You led me on.”

Alexander: “You were invited to my wedding; I didn’t think I was leading you on.”

Brienne: “Moooom this isn’t fair!”

Christine is too busy hinting to Theon that he needs to knock up Gemma to pay attention to Brienne.

Christine: “You and your girlfriend are pretty serious, aren’t you?”

Theon: “It’s a little early to say that…”

Aww, Eddy popped this wish as he looked longlingly across the room at Christine. ❤ I did think about making this a double wedding, but I like Christine and Eddy as just partners for now. Plus a double wedding would be even more disastrous than this turned out to be.

I kind of ship these two. They’re not technically related.

Daenerys: “I’m going to need to drink a lot more with comments like that.”

Kim is being triggered by my drinking mod to come talk to Alex. Yes, she is heavily pregnant and drinking. I wonder if she has some sage advice for him.

Wait, what?

You’re listening to his belly… as if he was pregnant…

Kim: “Trust me, I can tell what you had for breakfast just by listening.”

Kim: “Was it pancakes with, uh, lime?”

Alexander: “How did you know?”

Kim: “Pregnancy sense, y’know.”

Alexander: “That was kinda weird. I thought you might have some advice for me on my wedding day.”

Kim: “What can I say? I just came here to troll people, and it’s hard to focus with all this rain.”

Finally time for Sansa to walk down the aisle.

Or… around the aisle.

And getting slightly stuck at the end of the non-aisle.

Okay, finally. Whew, glad Christine and Eddy found seats next to each other.

Christine: “We can find better seats than the front row on the right side.”

Yeah, the second row on the left side next to Phillip, Jian’s younger son, is much better.

Phillip: “Aren’t you…?”

Anyways, vows are happening.

Jon Snow: “I’m glad Sansa found someone to love.”

Christine came to her senses and sat beside Eddy again.

Christine: “Sitting by Phillip was way too awkward.”

Sansa: “That was the best kiss ever.”

Noooo!!! I missed it!

Let’s just pretend that this was their first kiss as a married couple.

Daenerys: “Two first kisses? Awwww.”

Theon stayed in his casual wear for the whole party.

Harrison: “Beautiful ceremony, isn’t it?”

Kim: “And you showed up in a puppy sweater.”

Harrison: “I think we both know that if you don’t have fun in life, it gets boring really quick, and you start feeling the neverending time passing by way too slowly.”

Kim: “I know that far too well.”

Outside, Eddy is attempting to set the mood for the couple’s first dance, but Brienne will not let it go.

Brienne: “You knew we had something, you yeti!”

Alexander: “No, I didn’t! And I’m sorry, but it’s a little late to be arguing with me about this!”

Theon and Danny are trying to ignore the loud argument by drinking.

Sansa: “Brienne, it’s time to stop! I’m not going to let you ruin our wedding day!”

Sansa: “Do you really think that with your unflirty nature Alex had any idea that you had a crush on him?! Your version of flirting is saying hello awkwardly and hoping that the guy has the hots for you before you put your foot in your mouth!”

Brienne: “Too far.”

Note Kim still drinking in the background.

Still ignoring the loud argument, Danny throws a water balloon at her biological mom.

Sansa: “Great.”

Arienne: “You got me with that one!”

Sansa and Alex finally have their first dance.

Brienne still hasn’t left and is watching from a short distance.

Brienne: “I’m going to take advantage of the free food, even if I’m suffering from unrequited love.”

Jian: “Same.”

Jon Snow: “Ha-cha-cha!”

I literally just saw Kim drop this book on the ground for no reason. Now no one else can pick it up because it doesn’t belong on this lot.

Kim did not go into labor during the wedding (although that would have been very fitting at a Sims party), but I got this popup after she left.

Jian started playing the piano, which I thought was really sweet.

Sansa: “I’m really glad that you’re here. I know we’re not that close, but I appreciate it.”

Jian: “I know what you mean, but I’ve tried to be there for the big events in your life, and I wouldn’t miss this one.”

After most of the guests have gone, Sansa and Alex head up to their room.

Sansa: “I’ll be in the bathroom for a few minutes.”

Back at home, Christine is having a talk with Eddy.

Christine: “I know this is unexpected… I am close to my elder birthday…”

Christine: “I know we didn’t plan this, but I believe I’m pregnant.”

Eddy: “You’re being serious?”

Christine: “You look excited.”

Eddy: “Well, you know I don’t have any kids, and at this point I was thinking I never would… So, yeah, I’m excited.”

Back at the bed and breakfast, it’s time for an awkward night of firsts for Sansa and Alex.

But I think they’ll get through it.

Next time: More pets!