Last time with the Diffys, Salem made friends with Ashley Beaker-Subject, grew into a teen, and the family went out around town. This time…
Here is a couple that I am really happy got together. Buck Grunt and Jill Smith are married. I don’t know why I like them together so much, but I do.  🙂
 Now to the Diffys, spending the afternoon at the pool.
Salem: “Bridgette.”
 I think Bridgette is really pretty. She looks a lot like her mother, Lola.
 I figured out that the pool lot is labelled as an art gallery, so Sims keep commenting on and observing the “art pieces” on the lot.
Cinnamon Bun: “All the scenery just reminds me of the Mona Lisa, all the artists should be proud.”
 Alton Smith: “Oh yes I know what you mean Mr. Diffy! I’m especially inspired by the pool rules poster.”
 Salem: “Well I don’t know what you guys are going on about. Everything is crap, except for the umbrellas. Those are masterpieces.”
 Bridgette: “Hey Salem, Ashley talks a lot about you.”
 Bridgette: “Hm, you’re cute.”
Salem: “Yeah, I bet he says that all the time about me.”
 Bridgette: “I am soo excited to be in high school now and y’know I see Ashley a lot now and other new people I feel so grown up ’cause my parents let me go out by myself now sometimes and I like being a teen.”
Salem: “Sure, it’s cool.”
 Bridgette: “Wait, are you a grumpy Sim?”
Salem: “So what? You’re so excitable you probably get excited over flowers!”
Bridgette: “What’s wrong with flowers?!”
Bridgette: “Gah! All the cute boys have to be jerks.”
 Salem: “You really gonna label me like that?”
 Salem: “That’s pretty harsh; you don’t even really know me.”
Bridgette: “Hmm.”
Bridgette: “I guess you are right. I shouldn’t have judged you like that and–”
 Bridgette: “–whoa is that a snake?!”
 Salem: “Where? My mom would love a snake!”
 Bridgette: “Gotcha!”
 Salem: “Ok, that was pretty good.”
 Salem: “I really don’t like the biology project we’re gonna have to do for next week.”
Bridgette: “Oh waaah!”
 Bridgette: “I’m Salem Diffy and I think I’m too good for school.”
 Salem: “Not exactly, I just don’t like doing the work I guess.”
 Salem: “Ash does talk about you sometimes…like you’re really good friends. Maybe he likes you.”
 Bridgette: “I just turned teen so I hope nobody gets any ideas so quickly.”
Salem: “Nobody’s trying to push you, I was just saying.”
 Salem: “Take the attention as a compliment.”
 Emily: “Don’t be out too much later, Salem.”
Salem: “I’ll be home soon!”
First, who is that across the street?
 Salem: “Hi, my name’s Salem. Have I seen you around school?”
 Maura Beaker: “Maura. Maybe you have, I believe I’m a grade above you though.”
 Salem: “That’s too bad. I guess since we can’t kill time in class together, maybe you’d like to go to the festival with me sometime?”
 Maura: “Yeah, that sounds fun.”
Salem: “Cool. Cool cool cool. I’ll see you later then, I’ve got to get home.”
Maura: “Me too, bye!”
 She is SO attracted to you!
Salem: “Shut up.”
So’s Bridgette!
Salem: “Hymph.”
 Salem: “The bus is here.”
I know, finish your breakfast.
 Salem: “I am so late!”
Perfect!
 So.
 I guess you’re learning.
 Heyyy gnomes.
 That looks good.
 Wait, why are you leaving?
 Where are you going, C.B.?
 The junkyard. Ok.
Cinnamon Bun: “Of course!”
Cinnamon Bun: Â “I needed a place to sit.”
I guess you couldn’t sit at our picnic table, could you?
Cinnamon Bun: “That’s boring.”
 Hi Tank!
Cinnamon Bun: “See? Things happen here.”
 Salem: “Back from school, better finish my homework.”
No!
 Text Ashley!
Salem: “Done. Now what?”
 Sigh. Stop that!
 Teddy Singles: “Mr. Diffy, hurry! I may die!”
 Cinnamon Bun: “The fire’s out. You’re fine. Have you seen this guitarist with the basketball?”
 Cinnamon Bun: “Really Pascal? You’re a firefighter!”
 Cinnamon Bun: “Y’know, you wear a uniform like this?”
Pascal: “Oh yeah…”
Cinnamon Bun: “Get it together!”
 Ophelia seems like a really good mother, teaching her son to talk. August there is her son with Tank Grunt.
Salem is here at the park.
 To see Maura.
 Salem: “Gah, I had a geography test today and it was awful!”
Maura: “That sucks I guess…”
 Salem: “Anyway, my mom is a little funny, she likes to collect a bunch of rodents and reptiles. It’s cool though.”
 Salem: “And my dad is a firefighter. Sometimes he slacks off and watches Youtube. Only after the fire’s out though.”
 Maura: “Haha, well that’s a relief.”
 Parents here to ruin the moment.  😛
That baby icon could be looking down from the balcony. Â XD
 Salem: “So what about your family? You have siblings?”
Maura: “Um, I’d rather not talk about that, uh…actually I have to be getting home now.”
Salem: “Uhh ok then.”
 Are those really cheese fries?
Salem: “Don’t make me…”
You’re hungry. Eat.
 Emily: “How about we turn tonight into a date? Holding hands and everything.”
Cinnamon Bun: “I’m up for that. Let’s head to Mick’s Master Karaoke.”
 Bowling spam!
 Cinnamon Bun: “Grr.”
 Pretty good.
 Cinnamon Bun: “Heh.”
 Cinnamon Bun: “Oh yeah!”
 Emily: “Grr.”
 Emily: “Ow!”
 Is the night over? Not yet.
 Emily: “So since it’s too late for a tattoo artist here at the salon, maybe I could try giving you a tattoo.”
 Cinnamon Bun: “If you’d really like to. Let’s give it a try.”
 C.B. is a little nervous about this.
Cinnamon Bun: “Make it good.”
 Emily: “Ok let’s see what I can do here…”
 Emily: “You needed more freezer bunny, I’m not good at the ears though.”
 Emily: “And I gave you a sexy lady on your back! Just…take my word on that one.”
 Cinnamon Bun: “Do I want to look in a mirror?”
Emily: “My work is done, let’s get home.”
Salem: “My parents coming in at seven in the morning? Never speak of this.”
My lips are sealed.
Next time: More of Salem goofing off, and firefighting glitches.
Haha, that was so funny with the sexy lady on the back, lol
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Yeah, tattoo fails are pretty funny! Thanks for reading!
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LOL, parents out all night? What is the world coming to!
I love both of Salem’s spouse options, off to see who he chooses!
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Ugh, it’s so embarrassing! 😛
Yep, it was really between Bridgette and Maura, but you’ll see who he ends up with!
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