Cookie and Moze: 2.5 “Growing Up Diffy”

Welcome back to the Diffys! Last time, Moze joined the singer career and Buster didn’t die! Now let’s get back to it…

Good morning! The cats start their day by reacting to the dishes.

Finn is not having a good time. He’s just like his father, I guess.

No, Cookie did not notice your tantrum.

Moze is working hard to woo Mark.

Moze: “I want you to know that I really like you, for you. We don’t have to move so quickly if you don’t want to. Will you be my boyfriend?”

Mark: “Moze, I really do like you too. I’ll be your boyfriend if you’ll be my girlfriend.”

I knew he couldn’t resist for long.

Favorite kiss of the game. I wish I could see it more than once every relationship.

Moze: “My work here is done.”

The next morning:

Moze: “You feel like paradise…and I need a vacation tonight. Haha…”

Mark: “Moze, please!”

Moze: “Too much? I was just joking…”

Mark won’t woohoo/try for baby with Moze! I don’t know what his problem is; I thought once they were in a relationship he would be all for it.

Cookie is having no such problem.

Cookie: “Haha let’s see what we got here…”

Cookie: “Whua–!”

Jolene: “What have I done?!”

Somebody came home happy.

Meanwhile, Moze had a much tamer time with Mark in the photobooth.

Finn: “Talalalala…kitty!”

Arthur: “Just trying to use the scratching post, man. I don’t want any trouble.”

Finn: “Daddy, why you smiling?”

Yeah, Cookie’s facial expressions get a little stuck sometimes. But look at Finn! So cute.

Cookie taught Finn to walk and potty trained him, and Keely taught him to talk.

Phil “helped” with skills.

Finn: “Nuh-uh. You are WRONG, Grampy.”

Cookie aged up to an adult on the street after he got a tattoo.

Don’t even make that “I look sexy” pose.

Get back in your regular clothes.  -_-

Cookie had been on his way to Jolene’s house.

When he saw her, he went back outside to faint.

Cookie: “This is actually kind of cool. We’re going to be parents!”

Jolene: “C’mon, Cookie. You went outside and fainted. That reaction isn’t exactly encouraging.”

Cookie: “I’m sorry, Jolene. It’s just a shock, y’know? But I’ll be here for you and do everything I can for our baby.”

It. Is. Time.

Happy birthday to Finn!

Cookie: “Happy birthday, son. You’re the best.”

Finn’s new trait is athletic, so I decorated his room accordingly.

Moze made a phone call.

Since Mark was being difficult, I decided that Moze should adopt. I think it makes sense for her anyway.

This social worker is much nicer than the one who brought Moze.

Social worker: “Whelp, everything seems to be in check.” *drops baby*

Cookie: “I guess I’ll pick her up. She seems to be a little off right there.”

Moze: “Um, I was going to get her, Cookie. You didn’t have to leave your cooking over there on the stove.”

Cookie: “What’s a little burnt macaroni? This child needs love!”

Wait, what? You left macaroni on the stove?! Why did the game tell you to pick her up and not Moze?!!

Moze: “She’s got plenty of love. From me. I’ll take it from here.”

Oh how fires start for the stupidest of reasons.

Cookie: *smiles*

Phil: “Yeah, uh, I’m gonna need somebody to come put out this fire because I am getting too old for this!”

Cookie: *still smiling*

Keely: “Our son is so awesome! You see the way he put out that fire?”

Phil: “Yes, of course he got that from me!”

Cookie: *finally stops smiling*

Cookie: “Now we don’t have any food!!!”

Firefighter: “You guys might want to invest in a fire alarm, duh!”

Finn: “Well you might want to invest in getting here before my dad does your job for you!”

Firefighter: “I’m hungry!”

Keely: “Is she really complaining right now?!”

Well anyway, the fire was worth it I suppose for our newest little Diffy.

Her name is Marceline and her traits are heavy sleeper and loves the outdoors. Her favorite color is pink.

Next time: Hopefully we will see Cookie and Jolene’s baby! You know that glitch from last time where pregnant townies would be pregnant a looooong time? It got to Jolene.  D: